Hey there ninjas in training! If you're wondering how to spend Thanksgiving weekend, then good job! Whenever ninjas aren't kicking butt, they love to think. Ninjas are like spies, warriors, and philosophers all in one! It's amazing how clever and knowledgeable we are too! So while on Thanksgiving weekend either study, think, or kick bad-guy butt!!!! And remember to always . . . HAVE FUN!!!! ( you sooo expected that, didn't you?)

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Okay, so I don't fully trust you guys enough to teach you the secret ninja language.

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I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!

I am now going to talk to you in ninja language

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If I haven't told you yet, I am a pink ninja named Eclipse Ninja. Here are some more ninja terms:

FQN- fully qualified ninja

NIT- ninja in training

FUN- fully unqualified ninja

DUN- disqualified unintelligent ninja

PLEASE NOTE THAT SIDE BURNS ARE AGAINST THE NINJA LAW! IF YOU HAVE SIDE BURNS LAW ENFORCEMENT WILL STEAL YOU IN THE NIGHT AND SHAVE THEM OFF! THEY WILL THEM PLACE YOU IN A MENTAL ASYLUM FOR NINJAS THAT BREAK THE NINJA LAW.


NO SIDE BURNS!!!!!!!!

Okay so here are some top secret ninja terms and their meaning:

Autious- awesome+righteous

Oh CHA- a word of extreme awesomeness, say this when you are happy

Jimmy or Jared- that's what you call a creeper. If you know a creeper you're code name for them is one of these words

Defying gravity- jumping

Ninja call- rapidly flailing your arms in various directions while defying gravity, do this to call another ninja

The think pose- make your pointer finger and your thumb look like an L or a check mark, then place it below your chin, it will look as if your stroking your ninja beard

Ninja beard- a short beard only on your chin, or a goatee, it may be any color you like

Okay, up until now I haven't trusted you guys. Well, no one does!!! I trust you enough to teach you the BEST ninja move. It's SUPER ancient too. Okay. It's . . . DEFYING GRAVITY!!!!!
(actually just jumping, but really, we are defying gravity!!!) that is the key to all ninja moves. Anything a ninja does has to defy some stupid rule of science!!! So, jumping is a wonderful way to defy science and their moronic rules!!!

If you have ideas on how we could make up a ninja dance please tell!!!!!! We could mix dance moves together:
Dougie
Jerk
Two step
The pancake
FLAILING!!!!
Break dancing

How's it sound?

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