Okay, up until now I haven't trusted you guys. Well, no one does!!! I trust you enough to teach you the BEST ninja move. It's SUPER ancient too. Okay. It's . . . DEFYING GRAVITY!!!!!
(actually just jumping, but really, we are defying gravity!!!) that is the key to all ninja moves. Anything a ninja does has to defy some stupid rule of science!!! So, jumping is a wonderful way to defy science and their moronic rules!!!